You’re in luck!
You want a quesadilla filled with marshmallow, caramel sauce, pepperoni and Nerds on it?
This is the time for you!
Ballpark eats are all over the place and each year they get more and more crazy.
It’s a handful, literally.
That reason right there is why burgers are not a ballpark food.
Hotdogs are the essential baseball meal.
Chicken tenders are a close 2nd but the hot dog is and always will be king.
Well because you might eat it with one hand or on the go.
Look at this monster, you’ve got the option to’t eat that in a seat.
Imagine trying to scoot by someone with a full meal in their lap, it’s insane.
Queso on your hands while an Gunnar foul ball is headed your way, whats your play?
That’s a slap in the face to the great game of baseball.
You eat a hot dog with ketchup and mustard on it, or chicken tenders, or peanuts.
Just isn’t a stadium food.
Eating with one hand should be a prerequisite for the food sold around the country.
How else are you going to make Top 10 by making a one handed catch?
Or drink your drink?
Look at this bullshit sandwich in Kansas City.
How do you eat this in a quick and non messy way?
you’re free to’t.
Onions rings falling all over the place, brisket sliding off the bun, cheese melting into your lap.
It’s a disaster.
We don’t have time to eat this double decker powdered donut chicken sandwich for $49.99.
It’s not realistic anymore, no one wants to sit next to the guy eating this either.
I’ll flat out say it, I judge you if you eat a burger at a game.
Tenders, dog, cotton candy, popcorn, anything but a sandwich.
Clean it up when you’re at the ballgame.
Don’t overthink it either, just fire off the ball and get the dog.
