As so many armed conflicts go, this one started out innocently enough.
Everyone going about their simple, daily lives.
Until the peace was shattered by a wave of violence.
And history would never be the same.
“I know nothing about this .
And, on top of it, on camp day.
And could you imagine when the owner is explaining to his wife exactly who this girl is?”
To review: Hailey Welch threw out the first pitch.
Mike Francesa fired the first shot.
And the battle lines have remained the same ever since.
Welch has merely been amassing her forces and waiting for the chance to counter-attack.
And once the opportunity presented itself, she pounced.
“Because this team has been rolling post-Hawk Tuah.”
And they are 100% correct.
Now, if the season ended today, they’d be in the Wild Card.
There’s no disputing those facts.
And feel free to argue that this is just a coincidence.
Correlation, not causation.
But you’ve got the option to’t deny what has happened.
In MLB, perception can be more important than reality.
In the words of former Yankees executive George Costanza, it’s not a lie if you believe it.
All that said, what we need now is for Francesa to respond.
And thus escalating the conflict in the war of our times.
Internet Fame vs. Terrestrial Radio Fame.
Hawk Tuah vs. the Sports Pope.
Girl Who Spits for Pleasure vs.
Guy Who Spits Truths for a Living.
Two will enter this arena.
Only one will leave.
Let the better narcissistic, attention-seeking media whore win.
