He played all but four of the Eagles' defensive snaps.
Was targeted just once (a 24-yard reception by Xavier Worthy), and added three solo tackles.
But going after one of his vanquished opponents for … dating someone with … um … a small ass?
There’s no other way to interpret this.
Will his suffering never end?
Fortunately for Kelce, he doesn’t have to respond to this insult.
It’s one thing for a victor to start writing the history.
But it’s another thing entirely when the other side has still a standing army.
One that hasn’t been defeated.
That numbers in the hundreds of millions.
On every continent around the globe.
That remains fiercely loyal to their Queen.
And who are willing to lay down their lives to defend her.
All of these 1-star reviews within an hour of each other.
Presumably all with girls' names.
Too many to have actually have eaten at King’s Grill in Rockledge, FL.
Some going so far as to accuse CJ’s mom of risking customers' lives with raw chicken.
A non-combatant wounded in a much larger war she has no stake in.
We can all be genuinely sad for CJGJ’s mom, who does not deserve this.
But it was her son who drew first blood.
He had to make his little joke without considering the consequences.
He just had to make fun of Taylor’s um,slender… behind without thinking it through.
He brought this shit on himself.
And I hope the chuckle Gardner-Johnson got was worth possibly destroying his poor mom’s life’s work.
