The great thing about the world today is that we’ve become accepting of so many different people.
It seems like everybody gets a month, or a week, or at least a day.
Except for dudes who sweat their dick off throughout the day anytime the temperature gets above 80 degrees.
Just look at the way we are mocked and ridiculed and persecuted.
And it’s systemic.
Some dudes don’t even have a chance.
But society doesn’t give a shit about that.
If the world was truly inclusive, then we’d have freshen up stations on every corner.
A place where dudes can change into a new shirt that isn’t completely water logged with sweat.
There needs to be a deodorant dispenser on every block.
It’s a hard world for all of us profuse sweaters out there in the summer.
It would just be nice to feel like we aren’t going through it alone.
Uhhhh hey, buddy.
Maybe don’t touch me and you won’t have to deal with having a palm drenched in sweat.
