Good morning, my fellow Americans… We are about to celebrate a historic anniversary.

On August 8th, 2004…

The boat immediately returned to its dock, and passengers were taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital for testing.

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Some of the passengers suffered nausea and vomiting as a result of exposure to the human waste.

So what was the fallout?

The driver of the bus was sentenced to 150 hours of community service and fined $10,000.

No one died that day.

But many wish they had.

So, although I am early, I would like to wish a “Happy DMB Shit Day!

“to all those who celebrate…

Here’s my best DMB impression as a gift…

Take a report.

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