In fact, the Philadelphia Inquirer already made a correction to their article.

I enjoy provolone or American on my meat.

Well, the logical response is it objectively takes like shit.

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Or don’t, actually.

But credit to Vance for beingtold to benormal and snagging a Wiz Wit.

Can’t go wrong with the locals for that order.

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Now don’t get cocky and start attempting simple, literate E-A-G-L-E-S chants for votes, Vance.

Just a recipe for disaster.