In fact, the Philadelphia Inquirer already made a correction to their article.
I enjoy provolone or American on my meat.
Well, the logical response is it objectively takes like shit.

Or don’t, actually.
But credit to Vance for beingtold to benormal and snagging a Wiz Wit.
Can’t go wrong with the locals for that order.

Now don’t get cocky and start attempting simple, literate E-A-G-L-E-S chants for votes, Vance.
Just a recipe for disaster.