However, the company stopped short of issuing an apology in its statement to the magazine.
I know what everybody’s thinking.
“c’mon, Barstool!
like keep the Blue Origin female space expedition blogs coming.
We beg you!”
Well, not to worry, diehard stoolies.
Your boy’s got you.
Here’s the story People Magazine ran.
Quoting “a source close to Katy Perry”.
Wendys didnt make a joke they made a choice.
In response, Wendy’s kept it positive but stopped short of an apology in a statement to PEOPLE.
Everyone expected more from a brand with this kind of platform.
Here we go again.
This is what were getting upset about now?
We’re talking about Wendy’s twitter acount?
If youre out here throwing a tantrum over a fast food accounts Twitter roast, Ive got questions.
How do you manage in the real world?
Do you break down every time you get a bad Wi-Fi connection?
Do you launch a full-blown investigation when your Uber driver takes the wrong turn?
Youre getting offended by a tweet.
Let that sink in.
Nobody was insinuating anything.
Especially not for her to fucking die.
A “coded message”?
you’re free to’t.
Whats even funnier is that people think Wendys owes Katy Perry an apology.
The same Wendys that has built its brand on roasting literally everyone, including their own customers?
Wendys didnt demean anyone.
They made a joke.
Something that seems to be in short supply these days.
If anything, the outrage is more embarrassing than the joke itself.
Youd think wed grown past this point of fragile pussification, but clearly not.
Hit the fuckin music.
