It’s so hard to find a reliable falconer these days.
It’s takes a special jot down of person to dedicate their lives to the art of falconry.
To earn the trust of a majestic raptor requires years of tedious training.
You’re willing to put up with more from a quality falconer than you would an aging mid-fielder.
But those are the types of shenanigans you put up with when you have a trusted falconer.
However, posting your throbbing, surgically constructed penis on Instagram was a bridge too far for Lazio FC.
Which is a little prude if you ask me.
I understand the optics of having a Nazi dick pic attached to your Serie A football club.
Olimpia the Eagle is the real victim in all of this.
Olimpia did nothing wrong.
But Lazio FC aka The Young Eagles are now eagle-less.
No bird of prey to fire up the crowd before kickoff.
I imagine Juan Bernabe and Olimpia are a package deal.
They two seem to have a special bond.
Who knows how long it will take them to find a replacement bird.
Maybe start with him.
He appears to own primarily falcons, but I’m guessing he has access to eagles as well.
I’m sure he could point Lazio FC in the right direction.
Hopefully Olimpia’s controversial owner does not completely prevent him from finding future bird work.
He served Lazio FC faithfully for over a decade.
He deserves another chance.
You will be dearly missed.
