Alright folks, we’ve got two developing stories within one blog here.
The second one involves sex?
In theory this blog should work well, but I need you to stay focused.
Sabrina Carpenter appears to have an ability to curse sports teams.
Now the Klemmers of the world will say curses aren’t real and blah, blah, blah.
Cubs goat curse, Drake curse, Madden curse, Red Sox destroying the 2018 WS trophy curse.
As a baseball nutjob I believe in all this shit.
Allow me to introduce some evidence to the equation at hand.
She rocked a jersey and they lost in devastating fashion in the Euros this summer.
Dropped their season opener to the Canadiens.
All I know is this woman can’t be wearing any Yankees merch over the next few weeks.
I can’t have it man.
Someone ship her a bunch of Guardos, Dodgers, Mets shit in the mean time.
The second half of this blog will be dedicated to her Short n' Sweat tour.
It’s a fantastic time by all accounts.
Her music bops and the dances seem top notch.
Doesn’t hurt that in the middle of her concert she reenacts a sex position for the crowd.
It KILLS her fans when they see their low key favorites getting played in another city.
Sabrina Carpenter does this but with sex positions.
I’m really not creative enough or physically capable to attempt anything else here.
I can’t even imagine what else she has planned.
So much time to curse other teams and educate us about various sex positions.
Consider myself tuned in for updates.
