I saw a pretzel from an old Corolla you might like.
Millers are probably ice cold.
One thing that jumped out was the Odunze Dog named after Bears rookie sensation Rome Odunze.
Whatever the fuck that is.
Even so - a lot of people are mad that the rookie gets his own sandwich.
A lot of people are saying he needs to run better, tighter routes.
That he needs to be cleaner off the break and use his body in traffic.
That he doesn’t have the raw athleticism to maintain weekly coverage changes.
That he’s allergic to giard and doesn’t actually like encased meats that much.
There’s a lot of people mad about a lot of things.
Simply I just want to point out that there’s no need to go jalapeno cheddar dog.
The singular cheddar would be just fine and even then I might want to see a brat in there.
But we can’t do brats because that would be weird with Green Bay in division.
So we have to do hot dog but we can’t piss off the enthusiasts.
The flavor profile is so robust I don’t know what to do with my food opinions.
All this to say I would eat this sandwich.
That’s what I think when I see a JP cheddar dog without any JPG giard.
Again, if that makes any sense.
This kid shows up on Sundays like this, then he can get his own fucking buffet.
PS - I’m between 9, 10 and 11 wins
