The connection on our venn diagram is so narrow you could barely slide a credit card through it.
Can he cheat the post-fight selfies somehow?
Take one backstage before the fight that you keep in the holster just in case?
Toss on a pair of sweet sunglasses and say they were a post-fight present from Uncle Dana?
We don’t need to hear about your freaky escapades right now!
Keep it to yourself Jiri!
