No offense, Tommy.

What even is this position?

Pretend to throw a ball right now by trying to put your arm in that position.

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It doesn’t make any sense how a human body can move in that way.

It’s arguably harder to put your arm in that position than it is to throw a ball properly.

But then you remember that he’s a billionaire.

And not just like one billion, but a lot of them.

So you have to wonder if having all that money makes up for the inability to throw a ball.

I think the answer is yes, but I’m not totally sold on it yet.

But the dude loves sports.

He’s a Philly guy, so it’s one of the most important things in his life.

Then you’re just stuck playing in the minor leagues forever.

But a comfortable millionaire who has proper mechanics to at least look like he knows what he’s doing?

I think I take that over the billionaire with that form.

Sincerely,

A broke guy who can maybe touch 70 if I really dial it in.