We know what happens at the Olympics.
It’s talked about every four years.
They have millions (AND MILLIONS) of condoms sitting around for the athletes.
He’s basically the Shams of letting Olympians know they can fuck in peace.
At least the peace of knowing a bed won’t break.
And look at that testing!
This isn’t what me or you would do to test out.
A couple thrusts, some flopping around, awkward loud breathing, sure.
But we’re not Olympians.
Gotta test out for everyone.
I don’t know why the Olympics keep trying to call these anti-sex beds.
You’re talking about the elite of the elite in the sports world.
They will find ways to have sex.
But thanks to Rhys, everyone can show up at the Paris Olympics and know sex will be had.
