You ever just take a step back and realize how crazy it is we’re living in 2025?
We have iPhones that give us the ability to do shit they used to dream of in movies.
Nuts to think those have only been around since 2007 yet they’ve come so far in that time.
Innovation when it comes to modern technology is truly unfuckingbelievable.
For fuck’s sake, we’re now catching booster rockets after they fall from the sky.
It’s hard to fathom where we’ll be twenty years from now.
Well, you guys at least.
Well, part of that future has arrived.
I present to you the JOpants.
JackinJoggers are here to change the world forever.
Oh you thought the JJO bracelets were good, buddy just look at these pants.
Someone was just sitting at home about to crank hog and didn’t feel like taking their pants off.
It was at that moment of the world’s greatest creations was born JackinJoggers.
If you’re not sold yet, let’s check the testimonials for some reassurance.
This dude in the middle doesn’t even pay for heat anymore!
We’ve eliminated Winter just like that.
But what about the people who also live in the house that now don’t use heat?
Feels like a you problem, bub.
Why don’t YOU have your own JO pants?
I read next week the whole country is gonna suffer from a great arctic freeze.
It’s a damn shame these are sold out because it really could have countered that problem with ease.
Now to some personalized reviews!
These allow that to happen anywhere.
That surely does present a problem of its own though.
I could potentially see a purchase of these leading to people jerking off in places they shouldn’t.
Definitely important for masturbating.
We can’t be battling the elements when its time to do the damn thing.
The JackinJoggers take care of that issue.
It feels like these JO pants are about to flip the game on its head.
This might be the one that I lose sleep over for years tocumcome.
