I can’t stop laughing at this.
This is the only way Jerry Jones could answer the question about why he hired Brian Schottenheimer.
We need a mic in front of Jerry Jones at all times.

He delivered a real life Billy Madison ramble.
It brings me happiness.
I’m not even lying about that.
I can’t be happy with the Giants these days, so give me something like this.
Just a quick little ramble to remind me that Jerry still exists.
This is exactly what the Cowboys press conference was destined to be.
Let Jerry ramble forever.
PS: At least the whole family is in on it