I can’t stop laughing at this.

This is the only way Jerry Jones could answer the question about why he hired Brian Schottenheimer.

We need a mic in front of Jerry Jones at all times.

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He delivered a real life Billy Madison ramble.

It brings me happiness.

I’m not even lying about that.

I can’t be happy with the Giants these days, so give me something like this.

Just a quick little ramble to remind me that Jerry still exists.

This is exactly what the Cowboys press conference was destined to be.

Let Jerry ramble forever.

PS: At least the whole family is in on it