Philo T. Farnsworth’s television.
And finally, this.
The culmination of all these other advancements in human communication.
What a boon to humanity.
The coaching GOAT, raw and unfiltered.
Now dipping his toes into the same waters that he frowned upon for so long.
Because he’s finally free to.
There’s no division rival to gameplan for.
No roster to get sorted out.
No scheme to install after the vanilla looks of preseason.
The head that wore the crown no longer lies uneasy.
So now we get more of his wisdom, insight, and comedy than we ever could have imagined.
Let’s just call 2024 The Year of Belichick.
And thanks to this, we now have a place to watch it play out.
InstaFace just became the thinking man’s OnlyFans.
