I’m here to be a uniter, not a divider.
(Which seem to last about a half hour these days.)
As painful as that may be to admit.
Here’s where things are going to get ugly.
And based on my experience, Civil War-levels of ugly.
Though I don’t doubt it could break out in hostilities.
Fought all across America.
From sea to shining sea.
From tee to green.
Breakfast ball to 19th hole.
Exclusively private country club to goat pasture muni.
It’ll be a battle contested with mumbled insults, eyerolls, and passive/aggressive body language for weapons.
And this is the issue to be decided:
Trump is a Bluetooth Speaker in the Cart Guy.
We can rally around the flag on certain topics of great national importance, but not this.
This is the most controversial issue of our times.
The third rail of American politics.
The kind of thing no candidate should touch with a 10-foot opinion poll.
And Trump just took a side.
To them, that’s a slope on the side of an elevated green worth dying on.
I never play it myself.
In fact, I never take my phone out of the bag.
But some of my favorite playing partners will occasionally fire up the playlist and I’m fine with it.
But in not having strong feelings, I’m the rare exception.
Trump is going to lose supporters and win some others.
And once this video goes viral, things are going to get uglier around here than they already are.
