Besides being one of Browards finest, Coach Gruden already knows what I bring to the field.
And yes, of course, I scored a touchdown in that gameit’s just what I do.
Im one of the greatest suburban athletes to ever lace em up.
Honestly, if I had even a little speed, Id probably be in the pros.
Alright, maybe thats stretching it, but the point stands: I made the team.
Meanwhile, others like Big T and Jersey Jerry will be watching from the sidelines.
I couldnt believe Big T got cut.
In life, they say you only get one shot, and Big T shot a blank.
As for Jersey Jerry, his cut was no shocker.
Gruden isnt here for clicks; he wants to win games.
And you simply cant win with a 55 fullback who has an 8-inch vertical.
Sorry, Jerry, but those are the breaks.
To everyone who didnt get their name calledbetter luck next year!
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