I met my fiancee on Hinge.
Which I think for the most part is accepted as a respectable way to meet someone nowadays.
Because for some reason it still feels like kind of a bullshit way to meet someone.
Like it’s somehow less legitimate than meeting in the wild.
That a virtual Hawk Tuah girl rated your initial conversation starter an acceptable 8.2/10 on her Flirt Meter.
That you went through a strict vetting process via handy tools like Hawk Tuah’s Height Detector.
Or imagine you thought everything was going great, but out of nowhere communication comes to halt.
Bald Predictor works by analyzing a photo of a person searching for potential patterns of hair loss.
Height Detector uses proportions and surroundings to estimate height.
Maybe she’s the perfect person to guide you on your dating journey.
You never know who you’re dealing with.
Just double-check you’re paying attention to the signs.
Clearly, if you ever find yourself being referred to as Pookie, it’s time to move on.
If that’s fine with you, more power to you.
At least Hailey’s heart seems to be in the right place.
Shoutout these guys who started “Talkin' Talk Tuah” where they break down the Talk Tuah podcast.
It’s a tough job.
There’s a lot of layers to that show.
But somebody had to do it.
