Yesterdays stream was a tough one for the boy.
I was catching shots from all directionsfront, back, you name it.
At times, it felt like the entire cave had turned against me.
In fact, it did at one point.
Yesterday will go down in history as Shit on Smokes Day.
And look, I get itIm not everyones cup of tea.
But what you see is what you get.
Theres no act, no bit.
Its just me, for better or worse.
It was definitely for worse.
I had the Browns +9, and Big Cat had the over.
For context, I bet the whole NFL board, and my only winners were the Browns and Bengals.
So yeah, I was already in rough shape.
Then, the Eagles were up by four and dialed up a deep shot to A.J.
Brown on 2nd and 11 with 1:50 left.
Considering Id already lost all my 1:00 bets.
So I asked the cave, Are they going to try and score a touchdown?
Little did I know that one innocent question would paint me as the most selfish guy in the room.
And let me set the record straight: Im not selfishIm just dumb.
Big Cat is a walking sports-betting calculator.
He knows whether your bet is dead before youve even finished asking.
I couldnt tell you if my bet is dead or alive to save my life.
Ive never pretended to be smartI know exactly what I am.
And while I may be dumb, selfish I am not.
Honestly, though, when it comes to betting, everyone is selfish.
We all want to hitourbets, plain and simple.
But hey, the damage is done.
The Nicky Smokes Hate Club was out in full force yesterday.
Ill take my L like a man and study hard for next weeks stream.
God bless you all.
