Then the catcher stands up and fires the ball dow to third base.

1 down, 2 to go.

Bottom of the 7th.

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Every strike out, no matter the situation.

Doesn’t matter if his team is winning or losing.

Doesn’t matter if there’s runners on base.

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Welcome to the Cactus League, bitch.

I’m not sure how great Yan’s chances of making the Colorado Rockies' Opening Day roster are.

However, he’s 28 years old from the Dominican Republic.

So he quite possibly pushing 40 in earth years.

And if you take a look at the trajectory of Jefry’s career.

He’s yet toreallybreak through and lock down a spot in a AAA bullpen.

But you gotta think if there’s any roster he can make it’s the Rockies'.

They’re projected to be one of the worst teams in baseball.

What do they got to lose?

Maybe they’ll sell a few extra jerseys.

Jefry Yan could have been built in a Savannah Bananas lab.

He barely even has to reach into his bag of wacky bits to fit in.

Just tell him to get out there, be himself, and don’t hold back on the celebrations.

He certifiably has more in the chamber than just that one.

God I hope he makes the cut.

This could be the year of Yan.

The year he finally puts it all together.

I know they’re out there.

Somebody is using them.

There’s always potential for chaos with Jefry Yan on the hill.

The MLB could use a little bit of that.