John Rocker recently announced his triumphant return to society.
A lot of people are speculating it was a coordinate push for late, undecided voters.
Even if you don’t know or we’re too young to witness one of pro sports greatest assholes.
If you’ve seen Eastbound and Down, then you already know that John Rocker takes no prisoners.
He actually wakes up everyday craving hatred and conflict and personal disgust.
So without further ado, here are the best candidates:
3.
Mike Piazza: Big name and a Big Mets guy.
From a promotional standpoint that’s actually really smart.
Bobby Lang/Big Bad Booty Daddy:2-for-1 special.
We’re gonna go 4 rounds total and let Bobby and BBBD rotate rounds.
I have no idea if this is legal or even that good of an idea.
I think it’s Logan but he might have a fight on the card already.
Like one of those old Italian sickles that’s rusted but still functional vs. a thinly bladed katana.
I think that’s actually pretty good entertainment but I also don’t want to see anyone die.
That would actually be pretty interesting but again, this isn’t really my wheelhouse.
Is it because he was a piece of shit?
I don’t know him personally and wasn’t there so it’s hard for me to say.
