They come, they go, your life goes on with or without them.

But Noem made a name for herself long before she was appointed to run DHS.

Until her autobiography came out.

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Still, she landed on her feet.

With a sweet job in DC.

One of the rare ones that are actually as important as they sound.

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Not that it’s been smooth sailing.

Noem has been accused of cosplaying for photo ops.

That you don’t get this kind of scrutiny while running a sparsely populated Midwestern farm state.

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And the obvious point that ND and DC are two very, very different ecosystems.

The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noems financial instruments, the person added.

How’s that for a reality check?

It’s a simple question of competence.

But our DHS Secretary lets hers get grabbed right out from under her perfectly-shaped nose.

But the real losers here are Noem’s Secret Service detail.

And a righteous kill, if it comes to that.

Either way, this guy just pulled off one of the low key heists of the century.

This was someMission: Impossible-level thievery.

If he lives long enough to ever get out of prison, that is.