This time, its the Miami Dolphins heading to Buffalo to take on the Bills.
And let me tell you something right now: there is NO chance in hell the Dolphins win.
This team is Buffalos doormat.
Its a complete bloodbath every time.
The only remote hope we ever have of beating my abusive stepdad, Josh Allen, is in Miami.
And even then, we havent managed to pull it off in two years.
Yeah, good luck with that.
The Dolphins have a better shot at making the Super Bowl than winning this game.
There isnt a single universeparallel or otherwisewhere Buffalo loses this game.
Which is exactly why I have no problem putting my body on the line with this bet.
But they wont win, so honestly, whats there to worry about?
In fact, I plan to stuff my fat face during the game.
I dont care what we order to the office on Sunday.
Theres simply no way this game doesnt end in a Buffalo blowout.
Allen will probably throw for 400 yards while we stand around like mannequins, helpless to stop him.
The only mystery here is whether well lose by 20 points or 30.
Either way, its going to be ugly.
So yeah, go ahead and mark it downBuffalo 38, Miami 13.
Because if theres one thing I know in this life, its that the Bills own us.
