It comes with the territory.
Read a book for me one time.
He has hands to shake, babies to kiss, and deals to wheel.
Morons like this “journalist” lady drilling him with these questions are just wasting his time.
Actually, they’re wasting all of our time.
How dare anyone question this necessary expense?
I know the city is currently in what the “professionals” call a “financial death spiral.”
This isnt just a taxpayer-funded junket, but a vital civic duty.
It’s called R&D.
Ever heard of it?
And don’t get it twisted, this isnt just about football.
This is a serious PR crisis.
Think of this trip as an international outreach program that just happens to come with a prime sideline seat.
Idiots like this nerd journalist also forget how sports build bridges.
A Bears victory will unite the city, create jobs, and inspire the youth.
It will spark hope.
If Mayor Johnson can live his best taxpayer-funded life, so can the children of Chicago.
One overdraft at a time.
Why do people always complain about business class flights like it’s some grand luxury?
This is a man of superior hygiene.
Lest you forget he spends a cool $30,000 at the hair salon a year.
He needs legroom to think.
Flying business class isnt a luxury- its a necessity.
Think of the legroom as room for ideas.
Real networking happens in first class baby.
Besides, whats a few extra dollars to jet over to London when our financial system is already underwater?
“In for a penny, in for a pound” as they say.
Lets make it British pounds while were at it.
Since when did we stop valuing tradition in this country?
Numbers speak for themselves, so let me show you some data.
(Something critical for a midwestern city mayor dumb dumb).
Yah, well, that trip only cost us $10,000.
And just look at all the benefits we the city have been reaping since that trip!
Mayor Johnsons trip to London is not some frivolous getaway.
- BOLD use of “disrespectful and condescending” by BJ there.
