If Arsenal Loses On, Sunday We May Never See Zah Again...

I hate seeing my guy Zah like this.

Seriously, could anything be worse?

Now add the crushing despair of your team losing.

How does anyone manage such an existence?

I might have to buy him a life alert necklace.

If Arsenal loses this one, Zah might genuinely vanish.

He wont be dead or anything dramatic like that; hell just be… gone.

A shadow of his former self, slowly fading into the misery of fandom disappointment.

So kindly, Arsenal, Im begging you.

For the love of Zah and his fragile sports-obsessed heart, lets turn up this Sunday.

Roll over them, and maybe throw in some extra flair while youre at it.

Because Zah needs this win.

We all need this win.