At first, Cynthia and Jeff Levine said they didn’t even know anything had happened.
“The car started honking, it went crazy honking which we had never heard.
I didn’t know how to turn it off,” Cynthia said.
“I went out and he was in the yard somewhere.
He heard the crash and everything, but ignored it.”
Then they saw the damage to their car.
The Levines live about a mile away from where that fish would have come from in the Raritan Bay.
That gave them a pretty good idea of who – or what – may have dropped it.
Residents said it’s pretty common to see birds flying around with fish in their mouth.
Listen I’ve had some weird and unlucky shit happen to my cars.
Talk about a shit break.
I guess I respect the awww shucks throw in feel these people have.
Just a bad break and awful shit happen and laugh it off.
Couldn’t be me.
Shoutout to them I guess, they must have the really good meds.
