I'd Be SHOCKED if Ohio's Tate Makes It Out Of NYC Alive

Let me start by saying this: Im an Ohios Tate guy.

Hes not just a colleague; hes a good friend, and Ill always have his back.

That said, Id be shocked if he makes it out of New York alive.

But the New York office has to hate him.

I still remember his first day in Chicago like it was yesterday.

Now imagine working in that New York office, and this guy rolls in with a fucking BLOG HORN.

Someone in the New York crew has to stand up for themselves.

Tape him to a chair, blow the horn in his earsomething!

You cant let him walk all over you like this.

Hes dog-walking the entire office right now.

But hey, thats just my two cents.

Who really gives a fuck about what I think?

I know my role here.

Anyway, Tatekeep being a beast and crushing those Peeps.

P.S.Youre starting to get fat.

All love, my brother!