Life as a Cincinnati Bengals fan is a cruel existence.
I dont remember the 90s Bungles.
But its the hope that kills you.
The Bengals currently have legitimate candidates to win MVP, OPOY, and DPOY.
They are also firmly out of the playoff race.
How does this happen?
Why does God hate us?
Is it the chili?
Quite simply if your owner doesnt prioritize winning then you are at a massive disadvantage in this league.
I believe that Mike Brown loves the franchise.
Its his fathers legacy and that means something.
Theres still no GM.
The pro-scouting department is practically non-existent.
We hire inexperienced, unqualified coaches because its the cheapest option.
So sincerely from the bottom of my heart, fuck you Mike Brown.
He claimshe masturbated in a confessional booth at every cathedral in Parisat one point.
I really cannot iterate enough how horrific it was to sit through this.
Its the rare modern day Oscars darling that I am readily recommending to my average moviegoer friends.
Its hilarious, raunchy, and heartfelt everything I Am A Sex Addict is not.
(And after that check out our review of the film!)
Until next time, Who Dey.
