Fellas, gather ‘round.
Uncle Chief would like to pass along some wisdom on the perfect Halloween move for this magical holiday season.
Halloween is a young person’s holiday.
It’s an event.
As I learned yesterday, it’s day girls start planning months in advance.
There’s so much to see.
The girls are all dressed to the nines while wearing something inherently and forgivably slutty.
For guys, it’s a lot harder.
You don’t want to think too much.
You don’t want to spend too much.
I’ve got your solution.
If you’re unfamiliar, Brawny man is a paper towel brand.
Big, strong, dude whole just cleans up messes for housewives across this great nation.
Almost every guy has a flannel shirt and jeans.
If you don’t they’re simple enough to find at target.
Then you simply carry around a roll of paper towels.
It’s the perfect icebreaker.
You solved a problem for them.
It’s a great approach.
I’ll call to check in on you".
If your goal was to take the girl home that night…I am probably not your guy.
I was never good at that.
This move can get you a date though.
I used this costume and move for YEARS.
I am not particularly handsome guy.
I am not a particularly smooth guy.
It still worked wonders for me.
I’ve retired from slutty halloween.
I want to pass this along like the book in “American Pie”.
People should benefit from.
Don’t take my word for it, look how Ella and Hannah reacted just hearing about this move.
