But thats a story for another day.

And, naturally, that makes me an easy target.

People love to paint me as the resident douchebag, the guy who just cant help himself.

But heres the thing about historyit has a funny way of repeating itself.

I cant remember her name, but she is an absolute rocket.

The only thing that mattered was that she was fine as hell.

Now, dont get me wrong, I get where theyre coming from.

Hitting on someone in the office is unprofessional.

But once she walks out those doors?

My brother in Christ, have you heard of Tommy Smokes?

Dont even get me started.

Its practically an unspoken tradition at this point.

And yet, Francis catches heat for playing the same game?

Seems a little hypocritical if you ask me.

Now, I know that by endorsing Francis, Im probably only strengthening Dave and Dans case against him.

But from one dog to anotherI would have done the exact same thing.

If youve got the opportunity, why not take the shot?

Lifes too short to let a prime opportunity slip through your fingers.