Let’s rewind to August of 2019.

Here’s the full clip.

I said that one day I would surpass Call Her Daddy and become more successful than them.

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The tortoise, meanwhile, went onPlanBriyesterday and literally begged for people to follow him on Instagram.

Net Worth

Alex got $50 million from Spotify and now $125 million from Sirius.

After doing some calculations, Alex has about 5.6 million followers between Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram.

I have about 600,000.

Recent Opportunities

Alex recently got to host Olympics coverage on Peacock.

A close one, but I’ll give the edge to Alex here.

So I don’t want to bad mouth her in any way.

But the haters may point out that she’s now had 3 different jobs in the past 4 years.

Barstool, Spotify, and now Sirius.

Is this a sign that she “can’t hold onto a job”?

I wouldn’t go that far, but the argument could be made.

Still here grinding away at Barstool!

Still loyal to Dave and the stool and the stars!

Perhaps one could argue that may be the case.

But even if they did, I would never leave because I love this place too much!

Rap Career

As far as I know, Alex has not released any rap songs.

Four of them now available onSpotify!

Now would it shock me if she somehow ends up a track with Drake in the future?

No it would not.

But until then, advantage for Smokes!

Another point for AC.

Personal Life

Let’s put career aside though and instead focus on life outside of the public eye.

The things that really matter and make a person happy.

I currently have 3 Hinge matches.

So I’ll stop here!

Right now, I can admit that Alex Cooper is a tad more successful than I am.

But there’s a lot of ballgame left.

I will blog again in 2039 (I’ll still be here.

Loyalty) after the full 20 years have completed and we can reassess.