Downstate Illinois has had enough…again.
Glad to see the dream to leave Chicago isn’t dead.
In fact, it’s more creative than ever.
Corn and soy as far as the eye can see.
More livestock than people.
Not for me, but to each their own.
This new proposal gets me all gassed up.
We haven’t had any new states or any new borders drawn in a generation or more.
This trade looks GREAT for Illinois.
Almost too good to be true.
No more getting absolutely BANGED by tolls on I-90 once we cross state lines too.
All we’d have to give up is farmland and like East St Louis.
Can’t get something for nothing though.
Illinois would be taking on a couple of bad contracts to make this deal work.
We’d have to accept Purdue as a state school.
We’d also officially own Gary.
We love shit talking Gary.
Won’t hit the same if it’s our own state.
I honestly just want a little state hot-stove action.
This could start a trend.
Eastern Washington leaves the Seattle/Tacoma population for Idaho.
Split up California into 5 states.
Just spice it up.
