Let’s face the reality here.
It’s probably not going to happen.
The fact of that matter is: you suck at this.
And that’s OK. We all do.
Because that’s how this game works.
Of course I’ll have my takes too.
Expect an update on this every week.
Let’s get into Week 1.
How dumb are we for thinking there would be a lot of good tight ends this year?
It’s one week.
But this was just a complete turd even for tight ends.
I have him circled now.
What about my guy, Dalton Kincaid?
Where was he all game?
it’s just how it goes.
But I don’t know you, so you’re all on your miserable own.
Marvin Harrison Jr. - 1/3 for 4 yards.
What the hell was that?
What’s your dad up to my guy?
Is he free on Sundays?
For Week 1 at least.
Why risk Jalen getting hurt on a tush push when you have a dude like Saquon?
Gotta stay humble.
Saquon might legitimately be the only work horse running back in the league.
There’s no way the 49ers aren’t going to utilize Jordan Mason given his production and McCaffrey’stendinitis.
Especially if they keep winning without him.
Hopefully of all the things I’m wrong about this season, this take will be one of them.
Tua was the only 300-yard passer.
I’m mad on your behalf that McCarthy didn’t give him a chance at the 71-yarder.
That’s good for a first week.
Will be back for Week 2.
Let’s end with a little competition.
I ran some code to assemble the worst possible fantasy team in PPR.
Only players started in 30 percent of leagues or more are eligible so we have a realistic squad.
How many out of nine did you start?
Highest score wins the competition so at least you’re able to be a winner of something.
Total - 164
@Stathole
