Putting my hat and glasses on is only going to work to a certain extent.
Per VF, he was outfitted with fake teeth, a slightly different nose and glasses.
But the tide evidently soon turned.
People were kind of pushing past me, not being nice.
Nobody said, I love you.
I was like, This sucks.
I want to go back to being famous, he told VF.
Arguably the most self aware statement in the history of statements.
Most celebrities would play coy, but not Kevin.
OIe Ren-McCormack-head-ass is gonna give it to you straight…and guess what?
Now to be fair, he’s not exactly Taylor Swift, but he’s definitely famous.
I also have to agree him with him.
Every once in a while someone says hi or buys me a beer.
What’s not to love about that?
I have zero complaints.
Anywho, I loved Kevin Bacon before and I love him even more now.
You heard it here first, everyone should get famous.
It’s an awesome time.
