MAJOR Bo Callahan vibes coming from Miami QB1 Carson Beck.
ROUGH start in Dade County for QB1…
But now it turns out the alleged cheating didn’t even matter!

This guy just STINKS.
Right over those there mountains.
I’d like to extend Beck some sympathy here but what if he really is just a dogshit human?
A narcissist so deeply wrapped up in his own bullshit, not a single teammate comes to his birthday?
As worthless as gum on a boot heel.
Nose so high, he could drown in a rainstorm.
Who knows if any of that is true.
But here’s what I do know.
He’s lived 10 lifetimes better than I ever will.
So fuck them kids, I’m gonna toss some fuel on this Bolivian fire.
Who am I to argue with Twins?
We’ll close out this blog with some examples below.