But I honestly feel I formed the greatest Thanksgiving table of all-time, regardless of the ground rules.
Every Thanksgiving needs someone at the head of the table that’s going to take control.
And can you even imagine what it would be like hearing John Madden talk about Baby Yo?

Sofia is the literal and figurative hottest new character in the nerd world.
Sure she put her whole family to sleep after a meal that had nothing to do with tryptophan.
But those people crossed her and weren’t loyal.
I personally would let her literally walk all over me to the point I’ve fantasized about it.
Oops, that got a little personal.
Having him with this awesome group of people is like having an entire holiday centered around food and football.
God bless John McClane and God bless all of you.