I just want to put my hand up for a second and scold myself.
Because that Tommy was being a complete idiot.
It’s been a nice little season for them and I have the Yankees to worry about.

I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
I don’t why I nearly showed a moment of weakness towards these absolute sewer rat fucks.
All it took was one scroll through Twitter to remember how I fucking hate these LOSERS.

I thought maybe they’d have a little self respect for once.
Maybe they’d think “Hey we had a great season, let’s just focus on that.”
They instantly turned their focus to the Yankees.

They were basically chanting “Let’s Go Dodgers!”
while the game was still going on.
They bragged about how the Mets swept the Yankees in the regular season.

They claimed Juan Soto would be a Met.
It was a cute little run, but now Met fans get to do what they do best.
Root against the Yankees in October.

Mets fans have two seasons.
One is spent rooting for the Mets (that usually ends in August).
And the other is spent rooting against the Yankees in October.

And let me be the first to give credit to the Mets for the fun little season they had.
Who could forget the McDonald’s mascot throwing out the first pitch?
Or the Hawk Tua girl throwing out the first pitch?
Or that cute little pop song Jose Iglesias put out?
An adorable season for sure.
Gimmicks don’t win pennants.
And listen, I have no problem with Mets fans enjoying the season they just had.
But I was told that was no longer the case?
They were the big brother in town?
They were the team that would sign all the stars and be in contention every year?
Not the team that would have their biggest move of the season be promoting pop star Jose Iglesias!
They can never get out of the Yankees shadow.
Klemmer would bring it up like once a week!
They’ll revert back to their usual talking points though.
They went 4-0 against the Yankees in the regular season!
Doesn’t matter that JD Davis was batting cleanup for the Yankees, still 4-0!
Tell us about how you’re going to steal Soto from us!
Live in that fantasy world all you want.
But here in this world, in reality, the Yankees are playing in the World Series.
And the Mets are rooting against us.
Just like God intended.