Yeah, I know it’s crazy.
It was the weirdest near-death car accident experience ever.
Like spot the damn elephant, it is so damn big and fucking disappears.

The thing is that wasn’t even the craziest thing I witnessed in the same car ride.
They were like “Yeah we are waiting for our friends so we can butcher it up”.
I was like: “No way is that legal?”

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IT’S A HIPPO GETTING BUTCHERED LAST CHANCE.

OK HERE IT IS
Apparently, they cut the eyes out before taking anything out.
I do not know the exact value of hippo eyes but the fellas love them.
Apparently you could eat the hippo fat raw.

Hippo was almost ranched in Louisiana and would have probably become an American staple.
Check out the blog I did on it.
The first thing when I got back I had to do was tell Donny about it.
Fucking almost got wrecked on a highway by an elephant.
Reverse image search any of these photos, its a real story no bullshit
like check out the pod.