'I Ain't Making No Threats, I'm Making Promises', Clearly Forgets About The Chiefs Voodoo

But when will you learn?

You play for the Texans.

You’ve been down this road before.

Everyone remembers the letterman jacket fiasco.

you could’t be making promises or threats or anything along those lines when you play for the Texans.

I do think it’d be hilarious if the Chiefs sit Patrick Mahomes now.

You have the Texans defense planning on taking advantage of a bad offensive line and an injured Mahomes.

We know the regular season doesn’t matter for the Chiefs.

They proved that last year.

Mahomes is one of them.

You wanna fuck with voodoo?

At least save this for the playoffs when the game actually matters.

The Texans locked up the AFC South because the AFC South sucks.

No one cares if you win this game, you might’t be making threats in a game like this.

Gotta save it because what happens if there’s a rematch?

Can’t one-up the threat/promise.