Alright so I started seeing this flyer circulate around a little something we call this internet early this week.
Either way, when Friday rolled around, the crowd started filing it.
Reports say it got to 200+ people just to watch this guy eat chicken fingers.
He knows he can do it, so he can do whatever he wants to hype it up.
No offense but does he not know that Curt Cignetti’s Indiana football Hoosiers are 6-0?
Anyways, it was finally time to get down to business and eat.
And 14 tenders in, he was feeling good.
At this point you gotta think the kid is golden, right?
Just 11 tenders left…vibing with the crowd…all is well.
Nope, less than 30 minutes later, Mark……“finished”.
And this is where I have a problem with this story.
No, he didn’t finish.
They clapped and treated him like a hero.
The Participation Trophy Generation like you read about.
This man should’ve been booed into eternity.
Forced to transfer from the public shame he receives every time he sets foot on campus.
But nope, they’ll probably build him a statue outside Assembly Hall.
I was just started to like the Hoosiers, too.
Made a treaty with my good friend White Boy Rick and everything.
But now it’s back to Ohio State by 4 scores in a few weeks.
Cheering for failure?
?
