HUGE News: Trump Announces (That He Plans To Announce) That He's Changing The Name Of "The Gulf of Mexico" To "The Gulf of America"

Say what you want about Donny, but you simply cannot say that he is not funny.

I mean, “Gulf of America?”

Now that he mentions it, who gets to name the oceans and rivers anyway?

Plus, think of the T-shirts and bumper stickers they can sell down there.

Did Donny just save the Gulf’s economy in one fell swoop?

This is just Don being Don.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if his next move is to rename New Mexico “New America.”

This guy knows at the end of the day, it’s all about branding, branding, branding.

And don’t think for asecondthat Freedom Fries are off the table.

And think about all the possibilities.

The Atlantic ocean becomes the American Ocean.

The Pacific ocean…also becomes the American Ocean.

And don’t even get me started on Canada, our future 51st state.

I do have one question though- does Mexico care if it gets renamed?

It wouldn’t be as fun to rename it if they didn’t care.

I’ll be following up oncethe officialannouncement happens.

Until then, I’m all in on the Gulf of America.