Well now here’s something no one could’ve seen coming.
It’s been, what?
And the reason he ultimately lost wasn’t because he had done anything wrong.
But because the judge ruled that the despot in question had been made all-powerful by the organization he runs.
Essentially the NFL gave one of his predecessors the power of Caesar.
And in 2015-16, it was now in the hands of a Caligula.
He was a national laughingstock.
Then, it would’ve been impossible to foresee what Brady’s life would be like in 2025.
That he would be a few years older, while looking younger.
He’d have three - THREE!
Every record in the book worth having.
The sweetest job in broadcasting.
And a piece of the football empire started by Al Davis in 1960.
Yet here we are.
Or in this case, a tamperer who tampers.
But they say the best revenge is a life well lived.
Which he has done.
And now they’re crawling to him on their lousy, stinking knees and groveling at his feet.
And in that way, he’s proving he’s the GOAT of revenge, too.
