If you’re reading this blog, odds are you’ve been fucked.
Whether it’s in bed or in life, everyone has been fucked at least once.
When I was 19, I let one of my friends drive my car that had no insurance.
Twenty minutes later, I got a call that the car was totaled.
This schedule is fucking brutal.
I’d rather pull an Adam22 and watch my wife get fucked by Jason Luv than play this schedule.
However, in life, getting fucked isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Contrary to popular belief, I was an even worse person before my friend totaled my car.
And I think the same thing will happen with the Florida Gators.
Yes, the schedule sucks, but that doesn’t mean this team has no chance of prevailing.
Setting their win total at 4.5 games if flat out disrespectful.
Being a home underdog against Miami Week 1 is a fucking joke.
Who the fuck are the Miami Hurricanes to be road favorites in the Swamp?
I cant wait to beat the breaks out of those fraud fucks.
Florida can realistically win their first four games.
Miami is shit until proven otherwise.
I dont even know where Samford is.
On the road at Tennessee will be tough but we own those Orange fucks.
Weve only lost to them twice since 2005.
At the end of the day this is SEC football.
