How Do We Like This Mastermind's Chances Of Avoiding Jail After Crashing Her Car Into a Popeyes And Fleeing The Scene While Talking Out Her Exit Strategy With a Guy Filming The Whole Thing?

Hand up, I’m unsure if this is the beginning to a Brazzers video or not.

You really don’t know these days.

Maybe this stuff actually does go down the way they depict it and we’re the idiots.

She needs a place to lay low while the cops search for the culprit.

Tale as old as time.

The modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Wallet, phones, keys, whatever.

They’ll never be able to pin her down.

She’s a real life ghost.

Ethan Hunt would recruit her to be part of the IMF.

Pay no attention to the existence and purpose of a license plate, that’s not important here.

Never heard of her.

That’s just a guy who knows the content game.

Little does he know this can easily get turned around on him for aiding and abetting.

Those clicks and views are more important.

That shit lasts a life time.

If this wasn’t in Florida then I need to re-evaluate everything in my life.

To answer my long question in the title, I don’t like her chances of avoiding jail.

If drugs and alcohol are not involved it’s truly impressive.