This is a little gay of me that’s okay.
I’m honestly just trying to start some dialogue around when/why guys would shave their legs.
I’ve racked my brain and have settled on swimming and sprinting.
Those are two professions you definitely want smooth and hairless limbs to aid your performance.
In this case though were talking about a Top 100 soccer player all time in Cristiano Ronaldo.
Smart people just read that sentence and immediately identified the MLM model as a pyramid scheme.
That’s what I think about when I see Ronaldo enjoying his all natural meal replacement.
Somewhere someone else is always getting ripped off and that kinda bothers me.
What I’m curious about is why a guy wants to shave his legs?
One of you reading this right now probably just got a clean gel shave with a gilette.
It probably feels good and often improves your muscle-definition visuals.
But is that worth the social stigma of being the fuckin puss that’s shaving his calves?
Again - for sporting purposes, you’re able to begin an argument.
Michael Phelps wants to shave a hundredth of second, go right ahead buddy and shave it.
Ronnie Coleman flexing for another Mr. Olympia, be my guest.
Soccer on the other hand makes me wonder.
The primary argument would be shin guards, I think.
I can start to listen to that argument but deep down I don’t think it really exists.
Worry about your ballsack first.
Did you know that?
Most of the time it starts off because you tape your wrists.
I know this because….
I lived it most of 2008 and that’s something I’ll answer for when the time comes.
