My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over: the UFC is back.

Gives this post a little variety.

We’ve got a couple elbows, a couple knockouts, and a coach smack.

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Maybe Power Slap is in her future if mixed martial arts isn’t.

Definitely a name to watch in 2025, along with Jacobe Smith.

I can’t even imagine the neck pain/headache he’ll feel tomorrow.

I see some potential left in the young kid.Yes, he’s older than me.

Curtis was actively standing up as he stepped in and Kopylov was nowhere near him.

Someone take his social media away tonight before we get another sad Tweetstorm.

Let the guy surviveone more secondand go to the judges.

Let him leave the cage with some pride.

Abdul Razak Alhassan via KO, 4:16 into Round 1

This was fucking insane.

It was fucking SCARY.

Now that he’s all good, though, we could admit - that was awesome.

Those outrageous comebacks are why we love this sport.

This fight was over whether it lasted another few seconds or not.

I was fucking stoked for Santiago Ponzinibbio after picked up the win, too!

You gotta respect that.

My thoughts go out to all of those affected by the wildfires right now.