Enter Miami Heat rookie Kelel Ware.

And really, the way Ware started wasn’tsoterrible.

Not where I would go, but we were still on the rails.

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In a moment like this, I’m all for pandering as a rookie.

Win over the fanbase and your team, it’s a no brainer right?

Well, Ware missed a prime opportunity to do just that and have Dwyane Wade instead of Ant.

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As a whole though, this is a completely insane NBA Mount Rushmore.

Whatever the internet says at that moment is the north star.

In some ways, this is how legacies die.

It will be as if they never existed.

As a new-ish old, this troubles me greatly.

They’re fucking insane.

But as a society?

Pack it in and call it a day.