you could understand how 2024 has been a year of big changes for Jason Kelce.
Which he most certainly is.
“You ain’t nobody special!”
the man hollered as Jason got into his ride.
“You’re some s* bag, fing guy that thinks he’s on some pedestal!”
The shouting was so relentless, Jason actually got out of his car to venture to explain himself.
“I’ll be running the Marvel Cinematic Universe,” the guy said.
“Watch for me, you py!
And f*** your love!”
As Jason put pen to everyone’s paper – the man’s attitude changed … and he apologized.
Eventually, Jason signed for the guy – and shook his hand.
As the future Hall of Famer walked away, the man said he was sorry again.
He probably surmised Autograph Guy has crippling mental issues.
So it’s likely Kelce crossed that parking lot as an act of mercy.
But ever there was a situation that didn’t for kindness, this was it.
This was negotiating with terrorists.
Sure, she can buy herself a moment’s peace for 99 cents.
But that relief is only temporary and will come at a terrible cost.
She’s only made it harder on herself the next time she has to pass the impulse purchase rack.
Because he’s only more empowered now.
He’s a hunter, and famous people are his prey.
The lesson he’s learned from this is is that kindness is a weakness.
One that can be exploited.
The way a wolf sees an elk limping and alerts the whole pack to go after it.
And he got rewarded for it.
Not that I’m victim-blaming, by any stretch.
Do better, America.
