Boy, was I wrong.
She looked me dead in the eyes without any hesitation and told me Jimmy Butler.
I was hoping she’d go with someone like Kevin Love, but to each their own.
So, after further review, this is what I came up with.
Tom Brady
This should be a surprise to no one.
I don’t know.
Point is we’d both have been fucked by Tom.
That’s what I call a one-quest test: you either pass or you end up dead.
If she decides not to use it, you know you’ve got a keeper.
However, if she cashes in, you know two things: 1.
She’s not the one, and 2.
That’s how you kill two birds with one stone.
Adam Sandler
No one had a bigger impact on my childhood than John Cena and Adam Sandler.
With that being said, this hall pass comes with one stipulation.
Drake and Future
This is essentially me offering my wife as a peace offering.
I simply cannot go through life with Drake and Future beefing.
It’s a price I’m willing to pay.
